Cheer Up Fucker.
Because sometimes flowers just don't cut it.
Some days are rubbish.
Some weeks are worse.
And sometimes the best therapy is a candle that tells it exactly how it is.
Whether you're buying for a best friend who's having a meltdown, a work colleague surviving Monday, or yourself after a day that's gone spectacularly wrong, this candle delivers the perfect mix of humour and luxury.
It's bold.
It's sarcastic.
It's probably exactly what someone needs.
After all...
Life's too short for boring candles.
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Perfect For
• Best friends
• Birthdays
• Secret Santa
• Leaving gifts
• Work colleagues
• Mental health pick-me-ups
• Anyone who appreciates sarcastic humour
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Fragrance
A beautifully luxurious fragrance that's considerably classier than the language on the label.
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Burn Time
Approximately 40+ hours of laughs, sarcasm and reminding yourself that tomorrow will probably be less chaotic.
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Handmade
Hand poured in Lincolnshire using premium soy wax for a long, clean burn.
Available in the below scents:
Indian Lemongrass and Lime.
Fresh lemongrass combined with zesty Lemon and Lime.
Seychelles.
A warm Indian Ocean breeze combing bergamot, coconut with a hint of jasmine and vanilla.
Lili Pad.
A light and fresh scent combining cucumber and lily.
Pink Blossom and Jasmin.
A classic floral fragrance combing wild rose, peony and jasmine.
Cypress.
A masculine scent combing cedarwood, warm amber and grape.
Blue Spruce.
A classic winter scent or forest pine and Christmas trees.
Oud Wood.
A masculine and powerful fragrance of sandalwood, spice.
Cinnamon and Saffron.
A warm winter scent encapsulating dried fruit, cinnamon and ginger alongside tobacco blossom.
Rose Wonderland.
A fresh scent infused with cotton blossom and floral notes.
