Nobody Gets Out Sober Candle.
Let's be honest…
Life is a wild ride.
Bills arrive.
Group chats explode.
Someone always presses "Reply All."
And somehow you're expected to act like you've got everything under control.
Absolutely not.
This candle is a gentle reminder that nobody has life completely figured out.
We're all just winging it, laughing through the chaos and hoping there's enough wine in the cupboard.
So pour yourself a glass.
Light the candle.
Accept that perfection is overrated.
And enjoy the ride.
Because nobody gets out sober anyway.
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Perfect For
• Wine lovers
• Best friends
• Birthdays
• Housewarming gifts
• Secret Santa
• Retirement gifts
• Girls' nights
• Anyone with a brilliant sense of humour
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Fragrance
Smells like Friday nights, oversized wine glasses, laughter that goes on too long, good friends, terrible decisions and memories that somehow improve with every retelling.
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Burn Time
Approximately 40+ hours.
Enough time for several glasses of wine, countless laughs and at least one conversation where you solve all the world's problems.
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Handmade
Lovingly hand poured in Lincolnshire using premium soy wax because every wine lover deserves a candle that understands them.
Please see below for the descriptions on the fragrances available.
Indian Lemongrass and Lime.
Fresh lemongrass combined with zesty Lemon and Lime.
Seychelles.
A warm Indian Ocean breeze combing bergamot, coconut with a hint of jasmine and vanilla.
Pink Blossom and Jasmin.
A classic floral fragrance combing wild rose, peony and jasmine.
Cypress.
A masculine scent combing cedarwood, warm amber and grape.
Oud Wood.
A masculine and powerful fragrance of sandalwood, spice.
Cinnamon and Saffron.
A warm winter scent encapsulating dried fruit, cinnamon and ginger alongside tobacco blossom.
Rose Wonderland.
A fresh scent infused with cotton blossom and floral notes.
